Ohkay so, whilst performing some family chore, I wished a background noise, so I made up our minds to music to Good Morning Pakistan, as I used to be in a temper for some superstar interview however the first thumbnail within the Good Morning Pakistan archive on Dramasonline stuck my eye because it had a picture of Nida Yasir & Noor Bukhari. I assumed they each will have to be accomplishing a show in combination so let’s simply give it a whirl & so as to add to my woes & to a few laughter suits, I came upon they have been accomplishing a Shadi Week on Good Morning Pakistan, the place each and every unmarried day a star couple used to be modelling for them & used to be getting re-married for the sake of the show. Well, I feel I were given fortunate to snort since the episode that I watched used to be devoted to the Baraat Function & bet which superstar used to be getting married on this show? It used to be Syed Jibran together with his spouse of five years Afifa!
Well, the episode started with Nida & Noor badmouthing individuals who attend weddings & don’t have any manners, like this used to be one thing so new that I instantly left the entirety & sought after to listen to their profound dialog at the topic (coughing sarcasm). Nida made faces whilst telling how folks waste meals & how they seize cushy beverages as though they have got by no means had any sooner than, hmmmm, this sort of stunning dialog to start out your or any person’s day with, hai na? What degree of website hosting I will have to say!
Nida then walked against some ‘Thaal’ that she had ready for some ‘Rasm’ however the Thaal right here isn’t a factor to be had fun upon, what in fact will have to be liked is the truth that Nida put a large number of emphasis on the truth that she carried out some ‘RESEARCH’ & came upon about this pretty Rasm that she used to be now going to ‘train’ to all the ones audience who have been tuned to her show presently. The phrase analysis stuck me off guard as I’m positive this idea used to be one thing logo new to Nida as a result of if she had an concept what the artwork of researching used to be, she had carried out it sooner than she had interviewed the scholars that ready Pakistan’s First Electric Formula Racing Car to save lots of herself the disgrace of no longer understanding what a Formula Racing Car is by asking them silly questions. I’m positive by now a large number of you guys already find out about this however in case you don’t, don’t fear, I will be able to be pasting the hyperlink of the write up during which I spoke concerning the not-so-intelligent incident. Well, at first Nida & Noor took satisfaction within the scores & the sure comments that they have been getting, which pressured me to nod my head in a state of pity for each those ladies who sounded so deluded!
Since, Nida made such a lot of an emphasis at the phrase ‘analysis’ it forced me to do a little myself to learn how many phrases a lady speaks each day, so the solution that I were given used to be 20,000. Well I’m talking about this for a explanation why however let me percentage the backstory which driven me to try this ‘analysis’. When Nadia Khan got here again from her five yr destroy & used to be requested time & once more concerning the explanation why she bid farewell to her show that used to be doing so smartly in relation to reputation, the very first thing that Nadia stated used to be that being a morning show host used to be taking a toll on her vocal chords & her physician obviously advised her that if she assists in keeping this up, she is going to finally end up dropping her voice. At first I if truth be told idea that she used to be simply giving excuses as a result of the real explanation why at the back of her leaving the show used to be her spat with Noor’s husband that value her, her morning show however then Nadia performed an previous clip from her earlier show & then spoke at the present show once more to attract a comparability & sure, even I used to be astonished with the adaptation in her voice. Nadia put issues into point of view by pronouncing that her chords wanted a ruin & she wanted a treatment to get well.
So sure, now it’s time for me to make my level, since my ‘analysis’ advised me that ladies on a mean talk 20,000 phrases, for Nida ever since she has began website hosting Good Morning Pakistan; this quantity will have to be round 500,000 I consider (read I’m positive). So, now should you pay attention to her, you’ll be able to obviously see her voice giving up on her the place she now sounds husky & manly, precisely the indicators that Nadia described & later proved by appearing her previous pictures. I feel this will probably be my public carrier message to Nida that she both must calm her chords down or must make an appointment with the physician ASAP as a result of she has actually ruined her voice & her incessant yelling & screaming like an toddler doesn’t lend a hand her both. Giving up on morning show can be a perfect state of affairs however I do know that is one thing that may by no means occur since Nida intends to have fun her Silver or Golden Jubilee of her wedding ceremony on ARY’s Good Morning Pakistan so sure, although she doesn’t need to depart web hosting, the most productive she will do is repair her voice up as she doesn’t sound appeasing to the ears & God Bless all the ones whose mind cells get broken (me incorporated) each and every time she screams “OOOOKAYYYYYYYYYY”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyways, let’s transfer ahead to the real Baraat birthday party, which began off by women decorated in extraordinarily heavy however utterly subsidized joras making it to the level driving motor motorcycles hahahah! Jibran as a Dulha made an access in a pink convertible BMW with ‘Dhoom Macha Le’ music enjoying within the background. I feel Nida is doing Dhoom franchise a choose the place she is giving loose concepts to the manufacturers of Dhoom Series that in the event that they ever really feel like doing Dhoom – Shadi Edition, that is how the hero or the villain could make an access with their ladyloves, decorated from head to toe, sitting at the back of them taking a look like needless mannequins, like how these types of women appeared in on the ones motorcycles. Also, God Bless the fellow who rode the motorcycle that Ambar Khan used to be sitting at because it’s no longer simple giving a motorcycle experience to a lady your mom’s age, haddi wadi toot jati to us becharay pe blame aa jata. however thankfully, he had a large number of keep an eye on so smartly accomplished boy! Anyways, If It’s not that i am improper, ARY takes delight of their ‘Made In Pakistan’ & ‘Pakistani Tujhe Salam’ slogans, so no longer positive why this complete show used to be echoing with Bollywood songs. Anyways, later Jibran’s spouse made an access on a Doli which Nida promised will transfer itself however I realized 2 guys pushing it LOOOOL! I will be able to’t prevent giggling!
I gained’t touch upon Jibran’s spouse Afifa as a result of she’s an overly candy woman who gave the impression in reality satisfied plus she has not anything to do with the business so it’s ohkay. Afifa best needed to attend this fiasco as a result of she occurs to be Jibran’s spouse however sure, I will be able to say that Jibran, I anticipated higher from you. I feel Jibran gave Nida an enormous want because the level used to be additionally made how Jibran & Yasir Nawaz are highest pals so this became out to be their milli bhaggat the place I’m positive Jibran wouldn’t were in a position to refuse his clingy Nida Bhabhi! I will have to say Afifa appeared completely stunning however too dangerous she used to be at Nida’s show since the second she began talking in English that too in her British Accent, she were given snubbed by Nida three times since I’m positive Nida’s mind cells weren’t in a situation to translate what Afifa used to be pronouncing to her & very very easily she used the target audience as an excuse to persuade Afifa to talk in Urdu, as soon as once more showcasing how ill-mannered she is.
Well the show stepped forward with a recreation phase the place Afifa & Jibran needed to make some guarantees to one another. I feel more than that phase, what I discovered fascinating & ridiculously a laugh used to be Noman Javaid’s enter in the entire situation, the place he jogged my memory of the ones uncles on the weddings who stay on cracking jokes & stay on giggling at the ones jokes themselves as a result of nobody else bothers being attentive to what they’re pronouncing. LOL! Like it used to be just right seeing Noman Javaid maintaining himself entertained together with his punch-less jokes, however I will have to recognize Noman Javaid’s enthusiasm as a result of even after you have left out for could also be 1000 occasions, he didn’t surrender. That my pal is the spirit to be on a morning show!
The show didn’t prevent there, it had some performances too however by this time my ears have been in serious ache so I needed to ahead them however the glimpse that I stuck of Sana Fakhar’s efficiency on ‘Dhol Bajay’ used to be sufficient to inform me that she used to be no longer most effective having a troublesome time in wearing herself on her two subtle ft, she additionally used to be having a subject matter controlling the get dressed that she used to be dressed in as a result of after a undeniable level, she used to be ungracefully in all places the level, lol! The 2d efficiency used to be executed by Natasha & Arbaz Khan & I didn’t trouble gazing it.
Apart from Ambar, Kiran & Binita (since they make a dwelling out of those morning presentations) I discovered all of the different celebrities redefining the proverb ‘begaani shaadi mai Abdullah deewana’. However, there have been a couple of celebrities who carried out themselves very gracefully like Tipu Sharif, Humera Arshad & Fizza Ali as a result of after a undeniable level all of them gave the impression aloof to their setting as though they just attended this ‘wedding ceremony’ as a formality & weren’t a lot in what used to be taking place round them & most significantly why! Well, by the time Nida introduced that all of the actors should cry in a humorous method to make Rukhsati ‘light-hearted’, I gave up as a result of this isn’t a funny story, I felt mentally drained & I went for a snooze to get well my mind cells from the scrutiny they have been put thru!
So, whilst gazing this show, despite the fact that I had fun as a result of I used to be giggling on the circus that used to be taking place in entrance of me, I used to be questioning concerning the message that they have been giving to the target audience. There have been occasions when Nida made an emphasis at the ‘rasms’ & the ‘guidelines’ of a cheerful married lifestyles that she used to be ‘educating’ to her audience however on a larger scale, what else did she train? Are they so dumb not to know that by glorifying these kind of lavish weddings, they’re surroundings a mistaken precedent? What are they appearing to their impressionable target audience that that is how weddings will have to be? With marriages being tricky this present day as a result of their affordability & the price that they arrive with, in stead of educating other folks how they may be able to reduce the prices, those shallow-minded, dim-witted show hosts & their groups get a hold of those Shadi weeks to advertise the theory of huge fats weddings as though those that gained’t have these types of weddings, gained’t have prosperity of their sacred union?
Seriously ranging from their hair-dyes to the nail polishes on their feet, to those units to their clothes, their makeups & their jewellery, each and every unmarried factor is subsidized so what are they looking to inform to the target audience that that is the usual & they have got to practice it despite the fact that they may be able to’t manage to pay for it? These show hosts will have to know higher that even though their clothes are subsidized, the people who find themselves gazing them should purchase them with their hard earned cash so what sort of vicious circle are they starting up? Why is it that during such a lot of years, I’ve by no means come throughout one such show the place Nida or her workforce had completed some ‘RESEARCH’ to lend a hand folks correctly price range their weddings & reduce the needless prices that put a burden on those that are arranging weddings for his or her members of the family? Like whilst observing this 1 hour show (which I coated in not up to 30 mins), all I may just bring to mind used to be what a waste of time & assets this show used to be. While gazing this show, I used to be simply taking a look ahead to at least one clever or necessary piece of recommendation that every one the ones celebrities provide on the show would possibly give to the target audience however the ratio of stupidity to intelligence used to be 100:zero. Seriously, the place marriages have turn out to be so tricky for normal other folks as a result of a lot of these societal requirements & norms, the media will have to take duty in educating other folks higher in stead of glorifying those requirements for everybody to apply & in stead of carrying out those Shadi weeks to kill their serious boredom!
Shame on them I swear!
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